Speeding toward destruction in the belly of a little green bug.

I'm leaving for Louisiana in the morning. Fantastic timing. I have a show in Shrieveport. The boss has decided to drive, I am one thousand percent against this, since many of the main roads we will be taking were hit by the hurricane formerly known as Ike. To add insult to injury, we are taking his vw beetle. Nothing says saftey on storm ravaged roads like a lime green bug. I'm going to the store tonight to buy a hat so I can hold the fuck on to it when I'm floating through the bayou in the belly of a bug. Wish me luck!